Winter Fun

Some Winter fun:

Throw boiling water in the freezing cold and make sure to film it.  Don’t worry you’ll be the exception to the hilarious videos online.  Why would I lie?

See the movie Frozen only as a fuck you to the season rather than for its enchanting plot and delightful songs and characters.

Global warming arguments can quickly drive you out of your mind.  Discuss global warming with somebody who can’t talk back like a dog or a monk with a vow of silence.

Get on Jeezbel.com’s good side by building an independent and progressive snowwoman.  Get on Buzzfeed’s good side by combining Beyonce with anything.

Penguin and walrus S&M play has never been more appropriate.  Remember to use that tusk and I mean really use that tusk.

Find a nice, cozy spot and pick out a good book to gentle toss into the fireplace.

With all your layers of warm winter clothing on, rolling down the street is the most practical way to get around town.

Only go ice skating if you are really good or really bad at it.  A public ice skating rink is no place for mediocrity. 

Begin every conversation with a frank and honest discussion about how cold it is outside no matter the situation. 

Anybody can tame and ride a Tauntaun so impress your friends by taming and riding a Wampa.