Monday, February 29, 2016

My First Pair of Skinny Jeans: A Trash and Vaudeville Tale

I brought my first pair of skinny jeans at Trash and Vaudeville during the early part of my senior year at Brooklyn Tech. My body was razor thin (a sharp departure from what it is now-model skinny) and people had repeated me told me that I’d be perfect for the skinny jeans look. Naturally when I receive excellent advice, I tend to not listen for reasons that range from petty to stupid and petty. Finally, I decided to take the plunge and update my look to what I assumed was cool in the late 70’s by buying a pair of skinny jeans. There was only one place to go for such an endeavor claimed my mom, so she took me to Trash and Vaudeville. The place was amazing and opened my eyes to the stores that existed outside of the Herald Square loop. I tried on a pair of ultra-tight skinny jeans personally recommended by the fantastic manager, Jimmy Webb, while my mom checked out leather short shorts (she did not purchase them). I bought, or rather my mom bought me, the pants and a Debbie Harry Blondie shirt which I still wear today. My wardrobe was updated and I was now known as the kid who wore nothing but the tightest pants possible. Eventually I had to get rid of the jeans because they were too tight, most likely due to them being a pair of women’s super-skinny jeans (I should have realized they were women’s pants when I couldn’t slip anything thicker than a MetroCard in the pockets). It was the cocoon for an old Jason Thompson to go in and a new one to emerge draped in quasi punk attire and full 70’s sleaze. Today I cringe at wearing anything looser than skinny jeans (slim fit is pushing it). Trash and Vaudeville opened my eyes to a world and culture I thought would be forever relegated to old nostalgia tales. They and St Marks Place for that matter, are classic New York City and the pride of getting to join in on that heritage are forever imprinted on me.

Trash and Vaudeville is moving a block down the street after 40 years in St. Marks Place due to what can only be assumed as losing a battle against the absurdly high rent prices which have nearly strangled all the individuality out of this city. What will become of the old Trash and Vaudeville spot? Will it lay haven to a Dunkin Donuts or Rite Aid or Duane Reade because I’m positive there’s a law that mandates one of those on every city block? Perhaps it’ll become another bank or just a series in failed businesses. Who knows, but it surely won’t be the same. It’s a sad enterprise walking down theses streets and seeing landmarks and eccentric institutions become banal enterprises of nothing. Did the Palladium really need to become an NYU dorm? How does that add to the cultural climate of the city? Is the future of New York going to be a series of property battles between NYU and Columbia because I see no evidence to suggest otherwise?


Change in a city isn’t necessarily a bad thing. New York is unique as an old east coast city for the cavalier rate at which it tears down and destroys historical landmarks and old buildings. Can you imagine the outcry if Philadelphia had decided to tear down Independence Hall? Or Boston if they had decided to get rid of the Old North Church? Those building would have been long gone if they had been located anywhere north of Wall Street. That attitude keeps New York thriving as a modern city. My problem is when we destroy landmarks and replace it with mediocrity and banality. When developers and gentrifiers invade neighborhoods and blatantly ignore and destroy what makes a place unique and interesting. New York City is not for New Yorkers anymore. Trash and Vaudeville’s relocation is just another example of the nail in that coffin.

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