Monday, February 9, 2015

I'm Glad Beck Won and other Blasphemous Grammy Thoughts

Ah the Grammys, the award show we pretend has no meaning yet its outcomes never fail to make us irrationally mad.  This year the main controversy or travesty of the century came when Beck beat Beyoncé for album of the year causing many to cry out “Who is Beck” and others to become self-conscious about their age when shaking their head at such ignorance.  It’s been a rough month for the recent past on Twitter as Missy Elliott and Paul McCartney have also joined Beck on the “Who is” parade.  You can chalk this up to kids being kids, but it always confuses me as to why people ask these question rather than taking the natural step of googling said artistic question marks and listening to a few of their hits.  We live in an age where information is at an excess and could not be easier to obtain.  Instead of projecting your ignorance all over social media, why can’t people take a few minutes to educate themselves on the unknown?  Americans have a zeal for wantonly forgetting their past and believing that if they don’t immediately recognize what’s happening in front of them, it can’t be worthy of any attention.  Not knowing Beck is easily on the lower side of this cultural scale (but still unforgivable, the man wrote “Loser” and Sea Change) but it still exists on the scale.  It points to a lack of interest in the unknown and how people choose not to expand their own horizons.  It takes the same amount of time to tweet out who is Beck as it does to actually look up the artist in question and start learning about a great musician.  Those sorts of clueless tweets annoy me because it makes having a lack of knowledge seem cool or the right way to go about things.  Why would somebody brag to the world through social media about not knowing who an acclaimed artist is?  Why would somebody feel proud about projecting that around the world?  Again not know Beck is very low on the scale of cultural and historical ignorance but it still connects to how we shun knowledge and refuse to grow as intellects.  Americans not knowing their history has become a tired meme and unfortunately we keep reinforcing the old stereotype.  I just wish that people would take the time to educate themselves before proudly blasting their ignorance across the internet.

As for Kanye West, I agree with his larger point about the Grammys not recognizing talent (just look at their picks for best songs and albums for the 60’s and 70’s), but I didn’t like the way he attacked Beck for a lack of “artistry”.  Such a statement is baffling as it is well known that Beck writes all his own songs and plays a myriad of instruments.  The man can play all styles of music and can shift personas from goofy prankster to funk god to hurt singer-songwriter in the blink of an eye.  In regards to Beyoncé, can you really compare the two?  Beyoncé isn’t Beck and Beck isn’t Beyoncé (one can dance and sing really well and the other can write and perform a killer song); they do different things (shocking I know).  At this point it looks like Kanye West keeps defending Beyoncé because he has a massive crush on her or the only thing he fears in life is reprisal from the Beyhive/Illuminati if he insults the Queen of the modern pop scene.  In my humble opinion I thought Beck’s album was better than Beyoncé’s and currently have “Blue Moon” and “Heart is a Drum” on repeat.  Beyoncé has won over 20 Grammys so I’d say she’s doing a okay, Kanye.  If anything this Grammy was making up for the times Beck was snubbed in the past and that’s alright.  Beyoncé will get her album of the year in 5-10 years and then Twitter will blow up with blasphemy like “Who is Beyonce” and “Justice for ____”.  The cycle will never be unbroken.

The best part of the Grammys was not even televised and happened two days before the awards ceremony and it didn’t involve any music.  It was Bob Dylan’s speech when he accepted the Musicares award.  Look up the speech and read it because it is fascinating.  Dylan spent a half hour discussing everything from his critics to his heroes to his origins to his hatred of over singing.  Bob Dylan never ceases to amaze and the speech is being hailed as another great Dylan moment.  Long live the king.  Read the transcript it will knock you out loaded.

They need to have a 50:50 ratio of ballads to upbeat songs at these shows because last night sounded more like a funeral than a celebration of corporate music that nobody really likes (other than Beck who is great).  I want to see excitement at my awards shows that don’t involve an idiot attempting to crash the stage.  Prince can’t save every award show!  Take a page from the VMA’s and just go crazy.  There’s a reason why everybody enjoys that show and we all criticize the Grammys to high heaven.


Overall the Grammys don’t matter unless your favorite musician gets snubbed or wins.  If it’s option one then the show is fucking travesty and an outdated joke or a lame popularity contest amongst corporatist pigs.  If your favorite wins, well it’s about time those outdated assholes got one right.  It’s about fricking time.  

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