Thursday, November 13, 2014

Me against the Internet!: A useless fight against my internet annoyances

A few mini rants about internet culture that bug me:

Live tweeting people’s private conversations – It’s one thing to listen in and mock someone’s inane conversation with a pal, but sharing it online is just weird and plain creepy.  What is the point of sharing what is going down between two people?  Are you trying to prove how much above the fray of normal vulnerable moments?  The live conversation tweeting is a display of such smugness as I can never get what is trying to be proven or validated other than the posters ego.  Is the live tweeter trying to start a fundamental change in the way people associate with each other and if so, why is he doing it in the way of an NSA spy?  I feel that the endgame of these live tweets is to create a society where everybody is rehearsed and on their best behavior in every aspect of their lives, especially their private moments (you can never be too sure about who is listening or tweeting).  Anybody with a phone becomes a potential documentarian to what you thought was a private moment thus leaving us perpetually on edge.  The only remedy to these problems is to go the Derek Jeter route and force everybody to check their phones in at the door lest somebody has the urge to document the innocent meeting of two strangers on an Amtrak train for the amusement of a hungry and ravenous internet public. 


Twitter Shaming – I’m curious to hear what happens after a person gets Twitter or online shamed?  What happens after somebody writes something that is offensive and stupid and then the collective force that is the internet watchdog unleashes its ever righteous power on a lone person?  Usually we hear that the person being shamed has been fired and they become a pariah and punch line before the we move on to the next deplorable action to commands a shaming.  But I’m curious as to what happens after the spotlight has been dimmed and the shamed has to go on leading their life knowing that their name will not produce a favorable Google search.  This isn’t to say that these people don’t deserve a comeuppance or that vile speech should be permitted without any consequence, but is it fair to ruin the lives of others over moments of stupidity.  These shamings have the goal of exposing horrid behavior to the public in a way to educate the ignorant and hateful but I don’t really see working that way for all the people being shamed.  I see the person of an internet shaming becoming bitter and closed off to the point these online do-gooders were trying to instill.  I would love to see a follow up piece to the shamed and see if they are grateful for being taught a very public lesson.   

I don’t like especially when this happens to teens who say dumb and offensive things because other than the argument of we all do really bad things when we’re teenagers, I will contend that a public shaming doesn’t have the effect it’s meant to have.  A public shaming is supposed to alert and educate those on their wrongful ideas and behavior but will a teenager take that message to heart?  I would image that having a million people screaming at you would not feel so good (even if it is well deserved) and imparts a bitter resolve to never change.  I would argue that it stunts the growth of these hateful youngsters because it prevents them from going to places like college (due to their newfound notoriety) where their views would be challenged and their minds hopefully opened and expanded.  College is the great expander for a lot of people and the chance to open your bubble to ideas that you would never consider or even come across.  To me this is better and more effective than yelling at some dumb 16 year old.  Send them to college and let them meet people who aren’t in their hometown circle.  If they still feel and have these hateful and dumb ideas then I’m all for more shaming, but let’s wait until these kids have had a chance to at least hit legal age before we damn them with a million screaming voices. 


Inspirational Porn – How inspired can you possibly get?  If all it takes is a celebrity quoting a common sense platitude to make you feel touched that’s sad.  There has to be a point of inspiration overload where all the inspirational videos and quotes just become meaningless and another thing to mindlessly like and share.  These moments of supposed profundity have no meaning to me as they just blend into each other.  The only lesson I learned is that somebody’s hardships and worst moments have been immortalized to make other people feel marginally better about their own lives.  Congratulations you have fulfilled your reason for being on this planet, call us when you have another unspeakable tragedy that we can exploit and use to motivate us when we’re having a case of the Mondays.  Otherwise thank you and goodbye (I assume that’s how the conversation goes between the content sharer and the, for lack of a better word, content provider).

   

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