Sports Wrap Up

Sports Wrap Up

Lebron James should have not signed a deal to play for the Cavaliers.  Instead, he should have bought the Cavaliers and made himself Owner, President, GM, Coach, and star player of the Cavaliers.  There is no need to reward that comic sans asshole Dan Gilbert with the best player in the world after his extended hissy fit. 

Anybody who burned a Lebron James jersey cannot buy a new one.  They have to wear their tattered up jerseys to all Cavalier games they attend. 

Germany and Argentina face each other in the World Cup final today.  Aside from the actual loser of the game, there will be two other major losers.  The first is Brazil and not just because of the economic damage this World Cup has done to the people of this great nation.  Having to watch Argentina, their longtime rival, face the team that gave them their most lopsided loss in history is akin to watching the Red Sox crush the Yankees in the ALCS and then face the Mets in the World Series (shudder).  The other loser in this World Cup final is the Jews.  When Jews hear the countries of Germany and Argentina used together in a sentence, the name Eichmann is always quick to follow.  If you are not catching my drift, have you noticed that the Germans and Argentinians have a lot of uncanny similarities between them?  I’m not necessarily talking in terms of game style, but rather in terms of physical looks, last names, and ways of celebrating/saluting.  A little too similar am I right?  Hmm, it’s as if these two countries had some sort of agreement or understanding back in the day.  In short, the Jews lose again.

The Knicks are having a good offseason so far.  They traded Tyson Chandler, got a draft steal, resigned Carmelo Anthony, and seen the Nets regress like crazy.  Phil Jackson, will the honeymoon phase ever end?

This NBA offseason has been such a crazy one that deals like Paul Pierce to the Wizards and Pau Gasol to the Bulls has flown under the radar.  The East is wide open for the honor of losing to Lebron in the Eastern Conference Finals. 

Sports fact, sports opinion, set up, snarky joke about sports fact and sports opinion. 

What would we do without sports?  We’d only have the distractions of music, art, fashion, movies, and theater to distract us from real life.  I shudder to think of that world.