Come ye Kings and Queens
The monarchy. It
doesn’t matter what country or area a king or queen may reside, they have to
go. We have progressed to the point of
democracy with leaders we elect. Let us
get rid of such an ancient and downright insulting practice. How can people still believe in the power of
a bunch of inbreeds? We tend to believe
that all people are created equal upon birth, except for that guy whose great
ancestors sailed over from Normandy and violently took over an island
nation. They get a pass because their
ancestors killed a ton of our ancestors and we said fine do what you want. How can people just accept that based on
birth a group of people are better than them?
That’s not the way we do things anymore.
What did any of the nobility do to deserve their high places in
society? They just had the cosmic
fortune of being born in the right place.
We need people outside of the Sex Pistols to revolt and tell them all to
abdicate their outdated thrones. I’m not
saying that they have to give up their riches (which would be very nice and
they should do that regardless), but they should at least give up their titles
and crowns because it’s the 21st century. We have all been able to grow and progress in
terms of human rights and scientific advancements, yet we still cannot bring
ourselves to rid the world of kings and queens.
It’s simply absurd. Let the idea
of a monarchical government go into the history museums of the world. If the royals don’t want to abdicate, we
should put them in a museum. On every
hour starting at two, the museum would allow for public viewings and feedings
of the monarchy. The people deserve to
see what a true primitive culture looks like in the flesh.
This does sound like the post of a most likely uncultured,
leftist young man, but I feel that I shouldn’t be the crazy one here. Especially, not in the land we like to call “America”.
To see Americans celebrate a royal
wedding or baby goes against everything it means to be an American. We fought against monarchies and now two
hundred years later we suckle at the feet of the newest heir to the throne
whose only job in life is to be mildly good at polo and not dress like a Nazi
at a Halloween party. It’s positively
sickening to watch people grasp on to and praise one of the last living remnants
of a backwards past we used to subscribe to because it falls under the heading
of tradition. Tradition isn’t always
good. Just ask any American that isn’t a
white protestant about our proud tradition of hatred. You won’t see a lot of proud supporters of
tradition there.
For now, the people are content in their ways. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it said a
proverb that has lost much of whatever meaning it had by now. I just can’t understand how people would put
up with such bullshit and believe in a system so rooted against them that fuck
it, fuck them. Sometimes I just wanna buy
a boat, grow a beard and sail around with nothing and forget all you fuckers
and your complacency. FUCK it…
(editor’s note – the next three pages go on to describe a
life with nothing but sailing and island parties, mixed with some monarchy
ramblings and more cries of “fuck it”. They
are really quite inspired and I could show you them, but fuck it there mine!)
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